In our continued quest to use up all items in our pantry, we discovered an unopened bottle of wine tonight.
How this bypassed my attention until now is beyond me.
So we immediately set out to have it with our random half-Asian, half-American dinner of Teriyaki chicken, bean sprouts and corn.
One small problem though.
The movers packed not one, not two, but all three of our wine bottle openers.
That's what you call a predicament right there.
So we did what any 20 something would do and consulted the all-knowing, ever wonderful Google.
And as expected, Google delivered. We found this video.
This is our version of that video (only in the much more elegant setting of my bathroom).
I wish I could tell you that after all of that work, (there was about ten minutes of banging the bottle against the wall before this clip) we just popped the cork out and enjoyed our wine.
I also wish I could tell you that we didn't have to get out pliers, break it into multiple pieces, and jimmy rig a wine strainer in order to drink it without pieces of cork floating in our plastic cups.
But I cannot.
These types of things are best left to the Europeans. They're much more experienced wine drinkers than Americans.
However, we will continue to class it up by opening it with shoes in our bathroom and drinking it out of plastic cups.
Always keep it classy. That's my motto.
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